the lighter side of a DOG's life

Santa's little helper

2009-12-26T20:43:00.000-08:00

Kimmie working hard from her viewing gallery under the dining table.

She managed to snag a slice of shepherd's pie...

and a tamago ... whoopie doodle!!!

What goes on in her lil' doggie brain?

2009-10-20T11:06:00.000-07:00

The Owner keeps wondering wat i am thinkin in my lil' doggie brain...
keep on guessing dodo!
you'll never get it!

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doggie decadence 101

2009-07-01T00:21:00.000-07:00

To all pooches out there: Make sure you pick the best spot and make it yours!

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Kim can't help it!

2009-04-04T02:31:00.000-07:00

Another bum joke

2009-03-24T02:28:00.000-07:00

Pearilicious!

2009-03-09T20:33:00.000-07:00

chew chew chew slobber slobber slobber... ...

watch it, you old witch, i'm gonna chew holes in your underwear
for taking such an unflattering pic of me and humiliating me with it!
you watch your back, you BIG ASS witch!

Kim continues to vent her frustrations on the undies...

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snooze time!

2009-02-14T12:32:00.000-08:00

as you all know, i'm a decadent pooch and i indulge excessively
in extensive snooze-time.

usually, i'll snooze on the couch.
but when it gets too warm,
i'll adjourn to the marble floor to cool my belly.

another place that i lurve having my siesta
is on The Owner's ever-growing belly!

sometimes, i get jolted up by some strange movements...

oh well...

yawn... i wonder why The Owner's usually flat tummy has swelled up.

Watever!

at least i've another lovely place to snooze...

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Captain Underpants!!!!!!!

2009-01-29T20:15:00.000-08:00

i know you can't help but grin when you see Kim in her undies...
it's quite hilarious actually... she looks like an Ah Meng wearing undies.
she truly hates wearing them. she'll hide in a corner or sneak under the couch
to try to yank the undies off!

Let's try to be nice to her to tide her over this tough period of time.

Muah hahahah!!! *the owner hids under a blanket to muffle her laughs*

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Frumpy puff-ball alert!

2009-01-16T10:44:00.000-08:00

i don't mind lookin' frumpy and puffy but The Owner insists on
bringing me to the groomers every 3 months!

there, i'll be subjected to a long, harsh stripping session where my kind and gentle
stylist will hand strip my fur.

it's not the regular cut and shave that most mutts go for.

you see, westies need to be stripped, u know... stripped like how you pluck a chicken?

this way, our fur will be coarse and harsh the way that a westie's supposed to look!

owners out there, if you wanna leave your pooch at the nice groomers and then grab a bite or do some shopping and claim free parking, ask The Owner where she brings me...

i'm not too sure myself!

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knock! knock! who's there?

2009-01-11T00:33:00.000-08:00

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Alien Mutt got the Mu

2009-01-03T02:18:00.000-08:00

Woof woof woof! (to the tune of 'jingle bells)

2008-12-24T00:00:00.000-08:00

PS: i'm not showing you my lil' friends' faces coz they are too young to handle the paparazzi unlike an old timer like me.

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Birthday Treat Part II

2008-12-21T02:06:00.000-08:00

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Birthday Treat Part I

2008-12-14T02:04:00.000-08:00

Check back for Birthday Treat Part II!

Yup! There's more to this!

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Just how much stamina does the Mu have?

2008-12-07T01:24:00.000-08:00

Kim's not the athletic sort... as you can tell :p

her ultimate pleasure is loboing around the house...
hopping onto her plush pillow and taking luscious naps.

she does lurve her walks though,
when she gets to stick her big nose into the bushes and sniffs the flowers...
she's just not the robust and sporting type.

Andrew swears never to let her tag along when he does his runs.

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Pin-up Girl

2008-10-28T23:35:00.000-07:00

Kim's very own poster!

The kind souls of TommyPrint saw potential in Kimmie and decided to use her to promote their Photobook.

They even gave Kimmie her very own Photobook!

Creating your own Photobook is really simple. Just bring along tonnes of pictures in softcopy to the 3 conveniently located stores at Funan, Square 2 and Anchorpoint and the friendly staff @ TommyPrint will guide you on how to get started.

You get to choose from Matte or Gloss cover and even the type of book bind that you prefer.

Not only can a Photobook can be kept for generations to come and it also serves as a very thoughtful gift for that special someone. (don't forget, Christmas is round the corner!)

Grab this chance to receive a free A6 Softcover Photobook when you purchase an A4 Hardcover Photobook!

www.tommyprint.com.sg

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the day The Mu was dragged out of bed... ...

2008-10-08T19:56:00.000-07:00

Aunty Kua, The Owner said that the BUNCH of them wishes you a Happy Birthday!
I dunno wat BUNCH she's yakking on about.

Just remember, on my birthday, a BUNCH of sunny, yellow bananas will be perfect
for me!

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Kimmie on Stuff On My Mutt once AGAIN!!!

2008-10-04T22:59:00.000-07:00

Caption: Nope, still hasn't been updated.

check me out!!

once again i'm featured on international doggie website www.stuffonmymutt.com

whoopi doo!!!!

u see, StuffOnMyMutt hasn't been updating their pictures for the LONGEST time.
so i've been checking and re-checking the site for updates and hopefully see my pic being featured.

time and again, i was disappointed. The Owner managed to capture some shots of me
looking forlorn and dejected as i was once again disappointed at the lack of updates.

so The Owner sent those pics in and i got picked!!!

*Kimmie does a lil' flip*

*flip*

*flop*

PS: picture courtesy of SOMM
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funny position

2008-09-26T18:35:00.000-07:00

The Owner was so tickled when she managed to get this shot of me.

What did she think i was doing?!

Airing my bum?

i just wanted to rest my tail coz it's tough being in a springy, peppy, perky, sunny and overjoyed mood all day long...

you know wat i mean.

Shimmery Glittery Shiny Pee?

2008-08-23T02:29:00.000-07:00

So lil' pooches, what has YOUR owner been feeding you?

seems like my ordeal made a turn for the better with all the power-packed, smackaroolicious meals that i am gettin, huh?

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Do dogs watch the telly?

2008-08-06T09:15:00.000-07:00

Now, all you pooches out there: Eyes on the ball, Eyes on the ball... ... ...

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Another reason to bring your dog to ECP

2008-07-22T21:00:00.000-07:00

I say mutts and pooches, see u all in East Coast Park!

arRoOOOooo!!!

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What Kimmie The Dog does particularly well

2008-07-11T03:47:00.000-07:00

arrOOoo!!! someone pass me some doggie eye drops...!!!

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aRooooo!!!! Grrr grrr.... why do we do it?

2008-06-02T01:55:00.000-07:00

Try out these baby steps to help your pooch get used to you leaving the house:

i say little mutts:

Never knew that i'm such a well-read, sophisticated and learned pooch, huh? *tsk tsk*

to all the humans out there:

drop me a line if u need help with any doggie associated problems

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Elmo and Kim Bling ON!

2008-05-04T00:06:00.000-07:00

catch KTD and TMX on http://www.stuffonmymutt.com/ before her pics are placed in the archives under Toys on my Mutt!

ps: in case u wonder what KTD and TMX are -

KTD - Kimmie The Dog

TMX - Tickle Me Xtreme Elmo

A dog's purpose for flossing ... Mmmm Mmmm...

2008-04-28T23:44:00.000-07:00

to doggie owners who are seriously looking for ways to keep your mutt's canines nice and white,

check out my next post!...

*Bling* *Bling*

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are you gettin' crap from anyone?

2008-04-10T05:54:00.000-07:00

to all doggie owners out there... CONTINUE TO CLEAN UP THE CRAP FROM US POOCHES!!!!

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another drunken stupor? why does KTD need a therapist?

2008-03-30T09:18:00.000-07:00

the paparazzi awaits as Kimmie The Dog (KTD) is once again the talk of the town!

Here's a candid shot of her right after skinny dipping in her owner's tub.

She doesn't look quite well in the pic. kinda in some state of shock.. ...

maybe she fell into the tub during another drunken stupor.

What happened to the expensive rehab sessions that she's supposed to be working on?

Kimmie consults a therapist after her water ordeal.

PS: Pic taken from international doggie website http://www.stuffonmymutt.com/

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the truth about Kimmie The Dog

2008-03-13T05:38:00.000-07:00

Kimmie The Dog is currently unavailable for comment

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who's mashimaro?

2008-02-29T01:48:00.000-08:00

Do i really look like this fat Korean rabbit that hardly speaks a word?

Doh!

to all pooches out there: when will all these nonsense end? poor me... ...

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Field trip with Bub!

2008-02-17T17:41:00.000-08:00

The owner picked the Cinna-Bone coz she lurves cinnamon.

She's hoping that i'll have cinnamon-breathe after chewing on those bones, you see...

Cinnamon does have it's health benefits other than smelly good.

You see, i puke a lot.

the Owner read that cinnamon is good to counter vomitting and nausea.

so since she likes me to smell like cinnamon and i'm a regular puker, cinnamon is the choice treat for me!

The alaskan salmon sashimi doesnt look like pieces of glorious sashimi that you humans eat.

it's actually freeze-dried salmon in cubes... the owner will break up about 3 cubes and sprinkle

them into my food :p

mmMMMmm mmMMMmmm ... ... i lurve my Omega 3 fix!

to all doggie owners: remember to buy healthy treats for your precious little mutt, ya?

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Rats! It's the Lunar New Year!

2008-02-07T02:57:00.000-08:00

Rats! It's the Lunar New Year!!!

The only thing that came to my dogger-doodle mind is love letters and loads of tarts!!!

woo hoo!!!

i don't care much for the red packets, just bring on the goodies!!!

erm... put away the 'nian gao' though, it clammed my mouth shut the last time i stole a chunk!

*bad choice bad choice*

Here's me looking prettier than the flowers that the owner bought.

as usual, i hung around, snooping and sniffing when she was cutting the stems and i got away with a couple of leaves and buds!

so much for feasting and time for me to get some rest...

mmMmm mmmMmmm ...

yeah yeah, i know i'm a decadent pooch, that's just the way it is :p

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Doggie wonderland!!!

2008-01-30T17:42:00.000-08:00

So to all slaves to the mutts out there: Dunno where to bring your pooch?

Now you know!

PS: I'm gonna pretend to be an angel, so my dumb owner will bring me to doggie wonderland soon!

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the Truth about Dogs (Part II)

2008-01-19T01:11:00.000-08:00

From me to you, doggie owners... so now, have you gotten a clearer insight to your pooches odd habits, weird smells and antics that you deem uncalled for?

Pooches Rock!!!

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secret recipe

2008-01-11T01:51:00.000-08:00

Callin' all little poochies out there:
We pooches enjoy the finer things in life... ... *Mmmmm Mmmmm*

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the Truth about Dogs (Part I)

2008-01-01T01:10:00.000-08:00

Part II coming your way, doggie owners!

peace out!
me gonna go catch some Zs.... ....

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so much for merry making @ christmas... ...

2007-12-22T02:01:00.000-08:00

all you mutts listen up!

go easy on the egg nogs and liqured cakes~!
Look at what happened to me!

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i'm a coachie doggie, that's what i am!

2007-12-17T05:14:00.000-08:00

oh yah... before i forget.

Bubble!!! the owner bought you one of those doggie poo bags thingy too!

you lucky bitch!

PS: from me to you,

you know wat? the owner missed me so much when she was away,

she managed to survive with daily updates of me that benda wrote her thru email :p

the Mu gives all readers the *smug* doggie look...

PPS: oh ya, till then, look out for my x'mas blog entry!

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the MU has green paws (fingers) !

2007-12-03T01:44:00.000-08:00

focus on the plantlet on the extreme right... ....

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someone's gettin' hitch!

2007-11-23T01:59:00.000-08:00

tra la' la'... tra la' la'....

i smell some wedding cakes!!!

Kimmie & Muffin looks hopefully at each other... ... *sniff* *sniff*

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bOOks for the MU???

2007-11-22T17:30:00.000-08:00

I'll end off slightly differently with a note to pooch lovers instead of their pooches this time.

Listen out all doggie lovers!

the owner will be posting helpful tips on doggie care pretty soon!
stuff like how to make nice treats, why do dogs growl? fun facts about doggies ... blah blah blah... *yawn*....

*... enough... i'm falling asleep.... i tell you, it's the books... they are making me sleepy*

(the MU places her doggie head on the pile of books and drifts off.. into doggie wonderland... )

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it's a sunny yellow 'Bunana' day!

2007-10-27T03:36:00.000-07:00

yet another lovely fruit that i am so fond of... b.u.n.a.n.a.s. !!!!

everyday when andew gets home, i'll hang around him like an old buddy.
wherever he goes, i'll prance along...

*p R a n C e*

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& when he reaches out for a SUNNY YELLOW BUNANA!!!!!!

all hell breaks loose!!!

at this point, i go bonkers!!!

i start salivating,

my heart starts pounding....

my head starts to spin....

i can't even stand straight...

i dunno where to put my paws!

sometimes, i even manage a cartwheel...! *wee*

and so ... ... the ever-so-calm andew, slowly peels the bunana and there i'll be, like a dog on a hot tin roof!

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"Sit! Kimmie"

AND I'LL SIT!!!
I TELL U, I MAKE SURE I GET IT INTO MY DOPEY DOGGIE HEAD OF MINE TO 'SIT'!!!

delirium or derilium or watever you overbearing humans call it...!
i simply can't think straight now!

to all my poochie frens:
I'M NOT A FRUITCAKE!

i just lurve my BUNANAS and HAPPY APPLES!

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happy apples!!!

2007-10-27T02:26:00.000-07:00

dear Mu Mu readers, i'm sure by now, u've come to know me as a pooch who has a great fondness towards belly rubs, my floral frens, cheese cookies as well as my doggy naps, ya?

*yawn* ... ... the moment i mention napping... ZZzzzzZzzz....

well, let me just share yet another thing that i crave for... ...

the owner will smack me if i go any farther... ... ... should i?

watch me chew off as much of my happy apple as i can!

the owner should really chop it up for me, you know?

i know she gets a kick out of watchin' me suffer!

the MU curses under her doggie breathe, "b*tch!!!"

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my hump, my hump - my lovely little hump!

2007-10-26T23:53:00.000-07:00

everybody has some kinda quirky habits, ya?

i have an innate ability to know when the newspapers are being read and a doggie-tendency to have to plop my furry bottoms onto the newspapers... ...

oh well... the owner and andew will shoo me away all the time but still my doggie determination gets me my way... ...

so, my mutt frens, i say:

sniff out the air of caution, do not go overboard ... ...

once the papers are rolled up into a baton, you'll never know where it will strike!

i'm the KING of the world!!!

2007-10-07T12:46:00.001-07:00

well well, what more can a pooch ask for?

as i always end off with my MU MU philosophy:

to all mutts out there... LURVE YOUR OWNERS!!!

PS: if u wanna get your paws on the recipe, ask the owner... i'm only in charged of gobbling them up... ...

*slurp*

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the MU's favourite haunt

2007-10-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

the MU does it in the loo ... ???

here's wat the MU says:

do your part to prevent global warming!

why have the air-con on when you can cool yourself the way i do? No more excuses, humans!

Huh? Huh? Huh?

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my floral frens

2007-10-07T07:34:00.000-07:00

now, now, you must be wondering why everything's dull and flat... that's cos a doggie is colourblind!!!

this is how i see the world, you know?

now, what did u say???

that's not wat you wanna see in a blog?

you'd rather read the papers ? ? ? !!!

oh well... just for you overbearing humans... ...

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Just how much i lurve my floral frens... ... hmmm

Oh how i lurve it when the owner brings back these floral frens... ! ! !

but seems like each time i try my paw at making frens, i get a whack of sorts.

oh the precious, succulent and tender leaves of my sweet scented floral frens... ...

drives a doggie INSANE!

from one smelly mutt to another, here's what i say:

SOME THINGS ARE WORTH IT, & SOME THINGS AREN'T

ONCE YOU'VE DECIDED ON WAT'S WORTH THE BEATINGS, GO FOR IT!

BUT REMEMBER TO RUN!!

Oh, before i forget and get another trashing, here's a note to a birthday girl... ...

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how it all started ... ...

2007-09-22T00:26:00.000-07:00

Well, have u had times when u did something against your will?

With your owner and their frens pressing and coercing your poor doggie-self to do some dumb tricks?

but usually we end up with some kinda treats?

so, i guess it doesn't always end up bad, ya?

So,

Doggies, you and me listen up!

SOMETIMES, WE POOCHES JUST GOTTA PLAY ALONG... ...

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the Mu in sheep's clothing

2007-09-21T21:02:00.002-07:00

i've been pacing the glass display shelf in the owner's room ... ...

for days...
pacing up.... pacing down...

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she seems nice and adorable and SOFT!!!

my dear owner noticed me lookin forlornly at it and she took her out of the display unit for me to play with ... ... ...

i cant' believe my luck ! ! !

for all pooches out there...

IT PAYS TO BE PATIENT!!!

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what does a dog gotta do to lead a normal ... doggie...life???

2007-09-21T19:50:00.000-07:00

You know wat the owner lurves to do?
besides coo-ing and ah-ing at yours truly,
she is crazy about taking shots of me!!!
it annoys me no end, i tell you.

i'm fine with her snapping away while i'm up and about, minding my own doggie business or when i'm dozing away... ...

BUT NOT WHEN SHE'S MAKING ME WEAR STUFF!!!
this time, she's gone too far!

She's making use of this scarf she just bought to style me!!!
in as many ways as she can!!!

She thinks she's creating a style-guide for dog owners... ...

s . u . p . e . r b . i . t . c . h . ! ! !

First a shiseldo-counter-girl look,
now she wants me to look like a dame... damn you, i say...

So, for all the mutts out there.... here's wat i say...
I SAY WE PUT AN END TO ALL THESE MISERY AND TAKE THINGS INTO OUR OWN PAWS!!! (hands, if u must...)

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what has a bull terrier got to do with the Mu?

2007-09-05T00:01:00.000-07:00

muscular, beady eyed, short limbs, flat faced, pointy ears, white coat...
these are the traits of a bull terrier.
but what is the pic of a bull terrier doing on the Mu's blog!!!???
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to chew or not to chew... ...

2007-09-01T12:59:00.000-07:00

dogs lurve to chew... i'm sure you already know... that's why there's tonnes of
chew toys to pick from for us pooches at the doggie shops, rite?

i chew all the time... as long as i'm not snoozing away...

but there are times when i doze off while chewing... geez...

during my teething period, which was from abt 4 - 7 mths,

the owner bought loads of chew toys for me!

she even made several toys for me too!

& boy! do i lurve her for that...

psst.. i shall post instructions and pics on how to create your very own doggie chew toy pretty soon!

PS: check out the look of remorse on my furry face, like you've never seen me before....

my advice to all mutts out there:
CHEW YOUR OWN TOYS!
LOOK SAD AND REMORSEFUL IF ALL ELSE FAILS!

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zzzzZZZZ... why it's tough being a pooch...

2007-09-01T11:00:00.000-07:00

i lurve to snooze... the owner was surfing the other day and she found out that a westie puppy sleeps a great deal!

so do other puppies, of coz.

counting little naps and longer snoozes, most puppies sleep from 18 to 20 hours per day...
so i'm born to nap... to snooze...to sleep ... take forty winks... have a siesta, doze off, go slumber or u can even say 'catnap'!!! (to me it means kidnapping cats!!!..... shhh.... )

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wish you could be like me too, ya? *hiaks*

now.. i'm a serious snoozer... i mean serious business when it comes to my catnaps!

my favourite sport is soccer...
watching soccer to be precised.
even when i watch my favourite sport on telly,
i tell you, when a dog needs to go, a dog needs to go...

watch me get from all wound up like an energizer bunny to being seriously drowsy.

from one pooch to another:

it's really tough being a pooch... ... ZZzzzZZzzz....ZZZzzzZZZzzzz...

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learn the mu's lingo

2007-09-01T09:08:00.000-07:00

now now... by now, you'd have known that i'm the mutt that types out these blog entries...
so it's time you take note of some of the terms that i make use of before you start wondering what the heck this mutt is woofing on about...

1) the title of this blog says - LEARN THE MU's LINGO
who or what is 'the mu' you may ask...
it all started when the owner decided to give me a dumb chinese sounding name.
her main intention was for it to sound dumb... real dumb...
so instead of callin' me KIMMIE, she started mu-ing me.
everywhere i went, she did this - "come mu mu... good mu mu... "
and each time i responded, i was rewarded with a treat.... *gobble gobble*
so here i am known as ah-mu or sometimes kimmie.

DOH...!

2) the owner & andew
i'm sure you don't need me to tell you what this term means.
as for andew, he's my owner's hubby... his real name is andrew

3) the bro & benda
my owner as an elder brother... he loves me to bits!
his girlfren is brenda... but i insist on callin' her benda coz it u noticed,
i'm too lazy to pronounce the rs' in names.

4) crazy frog and the wife
don't mean to be rude to anyone, but crazy frog is actually the owner's dad.
they decided to call him crazy frog coz he was amused for the longest time
by the crazy frog mtv.

oh well... *yawn*... time for me to watch the back of my lids...

shoo...!

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my first video - a tribute to ME, MYSELF & I !!!

2007-09-01T03:40:00.000-07:00

the owner's fren - benda made this for me while she was at a workshop.

it's all about me!

psst...between you and i, i think benda's crazy about me *hiaks*

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doggie philosophy 101

2007-09-01T02:16:00.000-07:00

the owner brought me to east coast hawker center the other day.
i could not stop sniffing the air as soon as i got outa the car.
thought my tum-tum would get a huge treat today... but blah! look what i ended up with!

so, just between us mutts:

LOOK BEFORE YOU SNOOP!