it's a sunny yellow 'Bunana' day!

yet another lovely fruit that i am so fond of... b.u.n.a.n.a.s. !!!!

everyday when andew gets home, i'll hang around him like an old buddy.
wherever he goes, i'll prance along...




*p R a n C e*









*p R a N c e *









*p R a N c E*


& when he reaches out for a SUNNY YELLOW BUNANA!!!!!!

all hell breaks loose!!!

at this point, i go bonkers!!!

i start salivating,

my heart starts pounding....

my head starts to spin....

i can't even stand straight...

i dunno where to put my paws!

sometimes, i even manage a cartwheel...! *wee*

and so ... ... the ever-so-calm andew, slowly peels the bunana and there i'll be, like a dog on a hot tin roof!

he'll slowly

kneel

*

*

*

*

*
*
*

on

one

knee

*
*
*
*
*
*
*

and calmly say...

"Sit! Kimmie"

AND I'LL SIT!!!
I TELL U, I MAKE SURE I GET IT INTO MY DOPEY DOGGIE HEAD OF MINE TO 'SIT'!!!

delirium or derilium or watever you overbearing humans call it...!
i simply can't think straight now!

to all my poochie frens:
I'M NOT A FRUITCAKE!

i just lurve my BUNANAS and HAPPY APPLES!

*************************************

happy apples!!!

dear Mu Mu readers, i'm sure by now, u've come to know me as a pooch who has a great fondness towards belly rubs, my floral frens, cheese cookies as well as my doggy naps, ya?

*yawn* ... ... the moment i mention napping... ZZzzzzZzzz....

well, let me just share yet another thing that i crave for... ...

the owner will smack me if i go any farther... ... ... should i?


watch me chew off as much of my happy apple as i can!

the owner should really chop it up for me, you know?

i know she gets a kick out of watchin' me suffer!

the MU curses under her doggie breathe, "b*tch!!!"

****************************************

my hump, my hump - my lovely little hump!

everybody has some kinda quirky habits, ya?

i have an innate ability to know when the newspapers are being read and a doggie-tendency to have to plop my furry bottoms onto the newspapers... ...

oh well... the owner and andew will shoo me away all the time but still my doggie determination gets me my way... ...

so, my mutt frens, i say:

sniff out the air of caution, do not go overboard ... ...

once the papers are rolled up into a baton, you'll never know where it will strike!

i'm the KING of the world!!!

well well, what more can a pooch ask for?


as i always end off with my MU MU philosophy:

to all mutts out there... LURVE YOUR OWNERS!!!

PS: if u wanna get your paws on the recipe, ask the owner... i'm only in charged of gobbling them up... ...

*slurp*

**********************************************

the MU's favourite haunt

the MU does it in the loo ... ???

here's wat the MU says:

do your part to prevent global warming!

why have the air-con on when you can cool yourself the way i do? No more excuses, humans!

Huh? Huh? Huh?



**********************************************

my floral frens

now, now, you must be wondering why everything's dull and flat... that's cos a doggie is colourblind!!!

this is how i see the world, you know?


now, what did u say???

that's not wat you wanna see in a blog?

you'd rather read the papers ? ? ? !!!

oh well... just for you overbearing humans... ...

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
everything in techni-colour!!!

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*

NAH~!

Just how much i lurve my floral frens... ... hmmm

Oh how i lurve it when the owner brings back these floral frens... ! ! !

but seems like each time i try my paw at making frens, i get a whack of sorts.

oh the precious, succulent and tender leaves of my sweet scented floral frens... ...

drives a doggie INSANE!

from one smelly mutt to another, here's what i say:

SOME THINGS ARE WORTH IT, & SOME THINGS AREN'T

ONCE YOU'VE DECIDED ON WAT'S WORTH THE BEATINGS, GO FOR IT!

BUT REMEMBER TO RUN!!

Oh, before i forget and get another trashing, here's a note to a birthday girl... ...

************************************************