so much for merry making @ christmas... ...

all you mutts listen up!

go easy on the egg nogs and liqured cakes~!
Look at what happened to me!

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i'm a coachie doggie, that's what i am!

oh yah... before i forget.

Bubble!!! the owner bought you one of those doggie poo bags thingy too!

you lucky bitch!

PS: from me to you,

you know wat? the owner missed me so much when she was away,

she managed to survive with daily updates of me that benda wrote her thru email :p

the Mu gives all readers the *smug* doggie look...

PPS: oh ya, till then, look out for my x'mas blog entry!

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the MU has green paws (fingers) !

focus on the plantlet on the extreme right... ....

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someone's gettin' hitch!

tra la' la'... tra la' la'....

i smell some wedding cakes!!!

Kimmie & Muffin looks hopefully at each other... ... *sniff* *sniff*


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bOOks for the MU???

I'll end off slightly differently with a note to pooch lovers instead of their pooches this time.

Listen out all doggie lovers!

the owner will be posting helpful tips on doggie care pretty soon!
stuff like how to make nice treats, why do dogs growl? fun facts about doggies ... blah blah blah... *yawn*....

*... enough... i'm falling asleep.... i tell you, it's the books... they are making me sleepy*

(the MU places her doggie head on the pile of books and drifts off.. into doggie wonderland... )


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it's a sunny yellow 'Bunana' day!

yet another lovely fruit that i am so fond of... b.u.n.a.n.a.s. !!!!

everyday when andew gets home, i'll hang around him like an old buddy.
wherever he goes, i'll prance along...




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& when he reaches out for a SUNNY YELLOW BUNANA!!!!!!

all hell breaks loose!!!

at this point, i go bonkers!!!

i start salivating,

my heart starts pounding....

my head starts to spin....

i can't even stand straight...

i dunno where to put my paws!

sometimes, i even manage a cartwheel...! *wee*

and so ... ... the ever-so-calm andew, slowly peels the bunana and there i'll be, like a dog on a hot tin roof!

he'll slowly

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and calmly say...

"Sit! Kimmie"

AND I'LL SIT!!!
I TELL U, I MAKE SURE I GET IT INTO MY DOPEY DOGGIE HEAD OF MINE TO 'SIT'!!!

delirium or derilium or watever you overbearing humans call it...!
i simply can't think straight now!

to all my poochie frens:
I'M NOT A FRUITCAKE!

i just lurve my BUNANAS and HAPPY APPLES!

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happy apples!!!

dear Mu Mu readers, i'm sure by now, u've come to know me as a pooch who has a great fondness towards belly rubs, my floral frens, cheese cookies as well as my doggy naps, ya?

*yawn* ... ... the moment i mention napping... ZZzzzzZzzz....

well, let me just share yet another thing that i crave for... ...

the owner will smack me if i go any farther... ... ... should i?


watch me chew off as much of my happy apple as i can!

the owner should really chop it up for me, you know?

i know she gets a kick out of watchin' me suffer!

the MU curses under her doggie breathe, "b*tch!!!"

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my hump, my hump - my lovely little hump!

everybody has some kinda quirky habits, ya?

i have an innate ability to know when the newspapers are being read and a doggie-tendency to have to plop my furry bottoms onto the newspapers... ...

oh well... the owner and andew will shoo me away all the time but still my doggie determination gets me my way... ...

so, my mutt frens, i say:

sniff out the air of caution, do not go overboard ... ...

once the papers are rolled up into a baton, you'll never know where it will strike!

i'm the KING of the world!!!

well well, what more can a pooch ask for?


as i always end off with my MU MU philosophy:

to all mutts out there... LURVE YOUR OWNERS!!!

PS: if u wanna get your paws on the recipe, ask the owner... i'm only in charged of gobbling them up... ...

*slurp*

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the MU's favourite haunt

the MU does it in the loo ... ???

here's wat the MU says:

do your part to prevent global warming!

why have the air-con on when you can cool yourself the way i do? No more excuses, humans!

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my floral frens

now, now, you must be wondering why everything's dull and flat... that's cos a doggie is colourblind!!!

this is how i see the world, you know?


now, what did u say???

that's not wat you wanna see in a blog?

you'd rather read the papers ? ? ? !!!

oh well... just for you overbearing humans... ...

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NAH~!

Just how much i lurve my floral frens... ... hmmm

Oh how i lurve it when the owner brings back these floral frens... ! ! !

but seems like each time i try my paw at making frens, i get a whack of sorts.

oh the precious, succulent and tender leaves of my sweet scented floral frens... ...

drives a doggie INSANE!

from one smelly mutt to another, here's what i say:

SOME THINGS ARE WORTH IT, & SOME THINGS AREN'T

ONCE YOU'VE DECIDED ON WAT'S WORTH THE BEATINGS, GO FOR IT!

BUT REMEMBER TO RUN!!

Oh, before i forget and get another trashing, here's a note to a birthday girl... ...

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how it all started ... ...

Well, have u had times when u did something against your will?

With your owner and their frens pressing and coercing your poor doggie-self to do some dumb tricks?

but usually we end up with some kinda treats?

so, i guess it doesn't always end up bad, ya?

So,

Doggies, you and me listen up!

SOMETIMES, WE POOCHES JUST GOTTA PLAY ALONG... ...

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the Mu in sheep's clothing

i've been pacing the glass display shelf in the owner's room ... ...

for days...
pacing up.... pacing down...

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she seems nice and adorable and SOFT!!!

my dear owner noticed me lookin forlornly at it and she took her out of the display unit for me to play with ... ... ...

i cant' believe my luck ! ! !

for all pooches out there...

IT PAYS TO BE PATIENT!!!

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what does a dog gotta do to lead a normal ... doggie...life???

You know wat the owner lurves to do?
besides coo-ing and ah-ing at yours truly,
she is crazy about taking shots of me!!!
it annoys me no end, i tell you.

i'm fine with her snapping away while i'm up and about, minding my own doggie business or when i'm dozing away... ...

BUT NOT WHEN SHE'S MAKING ME WEAR STUFF!!!
this time, she's gone too far!

She's making use of this scarf she just bought to style me!!!
in as many ways as she can!!!

She thinks she's creating a style-guide for dog owners... ...

s . u . p . e . r b . i . t . c . h . ! ! !

First a shiseldo-counter-girl look,
now she wants me to look like a dame... damn you, i say...

So, for all the mutts out there.... here's wat i say...
I SAY WE PUT AN END TO ALL THESE MISERY AND TAKE THINGS INTO OUR OWN PAWS!!! (hands, if u must...)

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what has a bull terrier got to do with the Mu?

muscular, beady eyed, short limbs, flat faced, pointy ears, white coat...
these are the traits of a bull terrier.
but what is the pic of a bull terrier doing on the Mu's blog!!!???
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to chew or not to chew... ...

dogs lurve to chew... i'm sure you already know... that's why there's tonnes of
chew toys to pick from for us pooches at the doggie shops, rite?

i chew all the time... as long as i'm not snoozing away...

but there are times when i doze off while chewing... geez...

during my teething period, which was from abt 4 - 7 mths,

the owner bought loads of chew toys for me!

she even made several toys for me too!

& boy! do i lurve her for that...

psst.. i shall post instructions and pics on how to create your very own doggie chew toy pretty soon!

PS: check out the look of remorse on my furry face, like you've never seen me before....

my advice to all mutts out there:
CHEW YOUR OWN TOYS!
LOOK SAD AND REMORSEFUL IF ALL ELSE FAILS!

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zzzzZZZZ... why it's tough being a pooch...

i lurve to snooze... the owner was surfing the other day and she found out that a westie puppy sleeps a great deal!

so do other puppies, of coz.

counting little naps and longer snoozes, most puppies sleep from 18 to 20 hours per day...
so i'm born to nap... to snooze...to sleep ... take forty winks... have a siesta, doze off, go slumber or u can even say 'catnap'!!! (to me it means kidnapping cats!!!..... shhh.... )

ha!
wish you could be like me too, ya? *hiaks*

now.. i'm a serious snoozer... i mean serious business when it comes to my catnaps!

my favourite sport is soccer...
watching soccer to be precised.
even when i watch my favourite sport on telly,
i tell you, when a dog needs to go, a dog needs to go...

watch me get from all wound up like an energizer bunny to being seriously drowsy.




from one pooch to another:

it's really tough being a pooch... ... ZZzzzZZzzz....ZZZzzzZZZzzzz...

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learn the mu's lingo

now now... by now, you'd have known that i'm the mutt that types out these blog entries...
so it's time you take note of some of the terms that i make use of before you start wondering what the heck this mutt is woofing on about...

1) the title of this blog says - LEARN THE MU's LINGO
who or what is 'the mu' you may ask...
it all started when the owner decided to give me a dumb chinese sounding name.
her main intention was for it to sound dumb... real dumb...
so instead of callin' me KIMMIE, she started mu-ing me.
everywhere i went, she did this - "come mu mu... good mu mu... "
and each time i responded, i was rewarded with a treat.... *gobble gobble*
so here i am known as ah-mu or sometimes kimmie.

DOH...!

2) the owner & andew
i'm sure you don't need me to tell you what this term means.
as for andew, he's my owner's hubby... his real name is andrew

3) the bro & benda
my owner as an elder brother... he loves me to bits!
his girlfren is brenda... but i insist on callin' her benda coz it u noticed,
i'm too lazy to pronounce the rs' in names.

4) crazy frog and the wife
don't mean to be rude to anyone, but crazy frog is actually the owner's dad.
they decided to call him crazy frog coz he was amused for the longest time
by the crazy frog mtv.

oh well... *yawn*... time for me to watch the back of my lids...

shoo...!

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my first video - a tribute to ME, MYSELF & I !!!

the owner's fren - benda made this for me while she was at a workshop.

it's all about me!

psst...between you and i, i think benda's crazy about me *hiaks*

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doggie philosophy 101

the owner brought me to east coast hawker center the other day.
i could not stop sniffing the air as soon as i got outa the car.
thought my tum-tum would get a huge treat today... but blah! look what i ended up with!

so, just between us mutts:

LOOK BEFORE YOU SNOOP!